Broken Bobcats Promises

Because of circumstances totally out of my control, I have already broken my promise on 1) giving up on the Bobcats; and 2) not attending a game over the holidays here in Charlotte. My mother received two free tickets to last night's Bobcats vs Warriors game and insisted that tarheelpwin and I attend. In effort to prevent two perfectly good tickets from going to waste, Dad and I obliged. Here's how it went down:

• DJ Augustin opens up the festivities by welcoming the fans in attendance - I'm estimating 8,000 or so.
• Early action includes good passing by Boris Diaw, as pointed out to me by my father. I'm not holding my breath on this working out throughout the rest of the game. Plus, I'm stubborn, as I yelled bad words at him upon being introduced. One thing that the trade with Phoenix did bring the Bobcats is an annoying player; Raja Bell can really irritate the opposition, as Kobe Bryant has found out numerous times. In other news, former Tar Heel Brandan Wright starts tonight for Golden State and has two early fouls. Maybe if he'd stayed more than one season he would know not to foul so much. If the Bobcats are really serious about trading Felton for Wright as featured in the Charlotte Observer on Friday, I might ask David Stern to give our team to Seattle.
• During the first timeout, fans appear on the Fan Cam videoboard feature. I think it is actually the Ugly Cam tonight, as some rough looking redhead chic appears...glad to see Mint Hill is representin' this evening.
• There is a sushi stand at Time Warner Cable Arena. I love sushi, but at a basketball game? Really?
• First quarter replays are shown during another early timeout with Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" playing in the background. The way things are going, all the fans of the Bobcats are going to have to check into rehab too.
• DJ Augustin is much taller in person than I thought. Originally pegging him for 5'-10", I have to admit to being wrong. He's at least 5'-10.5". Also, Adam Morrison has checked into the game. I am looking for something to throw at him - a razor, some fake tan stuff, or basketball skill (all are needed right now).
• After now watching Morrison for five minutes, I have decided he IS The Blue Team. As an NBA player, he is essentially a scrub on this team, channeling the legend of Carolina Blue Teamers like Dewey Burke, Surry Wood, Jack Wooten, and Travis Stephenson. Rob Kurz comes in for Golden State and makes Morrison look good though, picking up 3 fouls in seven minutes. Ryan Hollins is also in for the Bobcats and whining about everything. I just love that, especially from an anorexic center.
• A lot going on in this timeout. First, I noticed that there are no ushers upstairs anymore, directing you to your seats or making sure people do not stand in the aisles. Not only have the Cats cut corporate staff, but also gameday event staff. Surely they could have let the "cheerleaders" go too (not Lady Cats - the actual cheerleaders). Also, fans are going crazy during the t-shirt toss. For what? A Time Warner Cable t-shirt of course. They should call this the "Rag to wash your car with" toss or "emergency barf clean-up towel" toss.
• In effort to pump up the crowd, the house music clip is "Ev'ry bo-dy clap your hands...clap clap clap..." from the Cha-Cha Slide. After witnessing how much people at a sporting event behave like sheep, following whatever you tell them to do (make noise, clap, get up, etc), I wish someone would take the liberty of remixing this sound byte to "ev'ry bo-dy pick your nose" and see how many people oblige.
• Two embarrassing moments committed by white folks: a 15-year old or so kid dancing during every timeout, frequently on the bigscreen, definitely with no shot at a prom date. None. And, a bald guy around 30 or so, roughly 6'-2" and 255 lbs, comes and sits down with three buddies in front of us. The embarrassment? He has on a gray suit with black windowpane that is shiny like aluminum foil. It is discussed immediately by everyone in our section. I regret that I have no picture.
• I am not wearing underwear.
• Just making sure you're still with me.
• Diaw drops off a nice pass to Gerald Wallace for a big dunk. The PA guy, Big Pat yells "Wallace for two on a pass by Boris". I'm surprised he and Boris are already on a first-name basis. It should probably be more like "...pass from Boris Diaw, you know, the sorry, lazy french dude we just got to overpay from Phoenix for our best scorer".
• Halftime brings us a 56-56 score. Wallace leads the Cats with 14 points and Jamal Crawford has 20 already for the Warriors. It also brings us the Bouncing Bulldogs jump rope squad for halftime. I hoped they were related to the British Bulldogs, but no such luck. Oh boy.
• The jump ropers are actually pretty impressive. Athletic, focused, and having fun. However, the day Lil' Kyle comes to me and says, "Dad, I need money to go to the jump rope nationals in Kissimmee, Florida", I'm going to tell him to Kissimmee ass.
• Season-ticket holder Caroline Davis is tonight's featured fan, so they interview her on the big screen. She is a brunette, enjoys long walks on the beach, and bad basketball apparently. She mentions her favorite Bobcats' moment as the opening night of the new arena. Mine is when we trade Morrison and Diaw.
• The Roman family is upgraded to the lower level, about five rows from the court. I can't believe the team was able to find five seats together anywhere in this packed house, much less so close to the action.
• End of 3rd quarter: 87-79 Golden State, Crawford has 35 already.
• Another t-shirt toss brings me to ponder one of life's great mysteries: if a t-shirt lands in an empty seat, does anyone hear it?
• With 5:47 remaining in the fourth quarter, I pass gas.
• Late fourth quarter action is close, but Crawford lands the dagger, crossing up an exhausted Raymond Felton for a nine point lead with only two minutes left. Crawford has played the point most of the night and at 6-5, he has had open looks on jumpers over Felton and Augustin all night. Even Raja Bell tried to slow him down late and failed. Crawford eventually finishes with 50 points, bringing back memories of Reggie Miller, Karl Malone, and Michael Jordan torching the Hornets in front of me as a kid. Wallace's 26 points lead the Bobcats in a 110-103 defeat.
• Overall, the experience was about what you'd expect. $9.50 cents spent (jumbo hot dog and a Coke), some good laughs, and a halfway decent game. Crawford was just unstoppable and the Warriors were able to win despite missing Corey Maggette and Stephen Jackson. On the way out, a drumline was playing in the lobby of the arena, causing noise and congestion (no, we did not stop). Apparently they are the Rhythm Cats. Awesome. On the other hand, the Lady Cats are not that impressive. Sure, there are some pretty ones, as there are on most squads. However, there are a couple I worry about being near for fear of The Clap.
• My final note on the evening: I had to stop at KFC/Taco Smell because of my hunger that lingered after not spending my life savings on concessions at the game. With only two cars at the drive-thru and the restaurant already locked, I figured this would not be too long of a trip. Think again. I reckon everyone in front of me ordered chicken that had to be fried and cooked, so I sat impatiently for ten minutes. The lesson: when in need of a chalupa, don't stop at a place that also serves extra crispy.

Go Panthers tonight. "Stand and cheer for the Panthers, stand and cheer for the team..."

You're Dead to Me, Boy

Derek Zoolander's father spoke those oh-so-painful words to his son, male model extraordinaire, after Derek tried to prove to him that he could "fit in" with his brothers. "I just want to make you proud of me, Pa," he says. But alas, despite his best efforts, it is too late for Derek, as his Dad crushes his spirits with this quote.

Fast-forward to today. There are many entities in today's world of sports who are like Derek Zoolander, doing everything they can to gain acceptance. They want approval from fans and the media alike, as approval equals interest, which equals dollars spent, which equals cash money in the pockets of these entities. Unlike Zoolander, acceptance and love are not enough; they need money, money, yeah yeah.

So what are we to do? Personally, this fan is taking the same route as Derek's Father did. Call'em out, let'em know where they stand, and take a long-term stance. If they fix it, great. Accept them back and love them. "That's my son!!" yelled Mr. Zoolander after watching his son save the Prime Minister of Malaysia. But if not? Kick dirt on them and leave them where they lie, six feet deep. So here goes. The following sports entities, be on alert - you're dead to me.

1) Here Lies the National Hockey League and Commissioner Gary Bettman. I did not grow up skating on anything frozen. Anyone who has seen me ice skate is now laughing out loud at the mental image. But roller blading? Different story. However, I did not do much of the roller parks in middle school. Nope, I preferred street hockey, scoring goals against the trash cans in my driveway. I was Steve Yzerman, Brett Hull, Wayne Gretzsky...anyone but Mike Modano really. Playoff hockey is my favorite - late nights, three overtimes, the back-and-forth action. I was madder than hell when Brett Hull "scored" to win the Cup for Dallas, knocking out the beloved Sabres in six games. I'm not saying I'm the world's greatest hockey fan, but I really enjoy watching the sport and would argue the intensity of the playoffs against any sport.

But now, in the years following the NHL lockout, Commissioner Bettman has turned the game into a wuss-fest. His iron fist reign has been laughable for many reasons that we will not get into. But, just when I thought it could not get worse, his league suspended Sean Avery for making comments about another player, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames, and his girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert (of "24" and "Old School" fame). "I just want to comment on how it's like become a common thing to fall in love with my sloppy seconds," Avery said. And he has been suspended for six games by the league and could be released by the Dallas Stars as a result. Now, let's set one thing straight: Avery is no angel. For those who do not follow hockey, he is a combination of TO, Ron Artest, and Manny Ramirez. He has been in trouble with the league for numerous incidents, both on and off the ice. Teammates and foes despise him. But suspending a guy for that comment? Come on. The NHL has no personality now. No more fighting, no more trash talking, no animosity allowed. Let's just all skate around for three periods, everyone's a winner, and when it's over, we'll all hold hands and sing "Kumbaya". Gary Bettman, until you learn how to market your league and emphasize what sets it apart from other sports entities (and thereby allow it to once again be interesting), I'm not watching. My planned trip to a Hurricanes' game is now canceled. So NHL - you're dead to me.

(A quick aside - in my quest to find a picture of the aforementioned sloppy seconds known as Elisha Cuthbert, I did a google image search. I chose the least-risque picture I could find and ended up with her sitting in a see-through dress with a slit up to her mid-thigh. Elisha - you're an attractive girl. But really, you might want to look into cleaning up your image a little bit, or at least taking some pictures that involve more clothes than a push-up bra and undies).

2) Here Lies the Charlotte Bobcats. I have tried to have faith that this organization has a plan. I was completely against the selection of Adam Morrison over Brandon Roy; same for DJ Augustin this past year over Brock Lopez or Jerryd Bayless, but otherwise, I've tried to remain supportive. But now? Done. Jason Richardson, Jared Dudley, and a 2nd rounder for Boris Diaw, Raja Bell, and Sean Singletary???? What????

I understand that the Bobcats were willing to move Richardson or Gerald Wallace. Fine. Need more of a low-post presence, hopefully with some versatility. But Boris-freakin-Diaw? He of the "I don't date American girls, I have them" quote a few years back (click those links - unreal)? He of the no motivation, in poor physical condition, I-don't-even-know-what-defense-is history? Look, the Bobcats desparately needed a big guy to play power forward with shooting range and the ability to guard similar types of 4-men. Bosh, Dirk, Jamison, David West, and all other power forwards who are able to stretch a defense and drive always kill this team (go look at Bosh's boxscores against Charlotte, it's ridiculous). But Boris Diaw does not help on the defensive end whatsoever and can most positively be described as "inconsistent" (read: unmotivated) on the offensive end. As for Raja Bell, I think his skill-set lends itself to this team and Coach Larry Brown's system or guarding the basketball. However, he is 32 and expensive for what he brings to the table in my opinion. Furthermore, Charles Barkley tried to point out that by moving Richardson, more minutes would be available for Felton at the shooting guard spot. Two problems with that point: 1. Bell is also a shooting guard and therefore should take a lot of Richardson's minutes; and 2. Felton is not a freakin' 2-guard. But the worst part of this deal? Trading Dudley. As has been pointed out by multiple people, he did not have to be included to make the deal work. He is promising as a role player, has a high basketball IQ, and is cheap for the next three seasons. So what was he included for?

The most predictable reaction was that of the Charlotte Observer sports writers. Sorenson, Fowler, and Bonnell all like the trade. It's almost like they've been told to spin this as positively as they can to help generate interest in this team. Well, how can anyone be interested in a 28-win team? Because that's what we're heading towards. So, barring another trade (or five) that helps makeover this team (and get Diaw out of Charlotte), cancel my annual Christmas Break expedition to see the 'Cats play, because Charlotte Bobcats - you're dead to me.

3. Here Lies College Football under the BCS System. I am done with college football. Until there is a playoff system that we can all live with, I will watch the Tar Heels, I will watch Virginia Tech (or wherever I happen to be working), and I will keep an eye on Notre Dame. But as for rushing home to see "the big game" or any huge bowl game? Forget it. I'm not saying I'm not going to watch at all, but I am done caring. It is completely ridiculous that the sport with the potential to be far and away the most popular cannot figure out how to crown a champion fairly. No argument you can present me for the BCS makes any sense. The point of playing college football, like all other sports is as follows: YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME (c/o Herm Edwards, 2002). Bowl games are glorified exhibition games, all of them, except for the "BCS Championship Game". Yet, that game is put together based on computers and voting, not anything that happens on the field. You cannot possibly look me in the eye and say that the regular season is a year-long playoff and be serious. You cannot say that there are too many games if we move to a playoff. Heck, I'm fine with bowl games. Let them stay around. I have developed and revised my NCAA Football Playoff Plan numerous times and will be posting it soon on this blog, and it includes bowl games. There's nowhere I'd rather be this December 27th than sitting in Charlotte at the Tire Bowl (also known as the Meineke Car Care Bowl), watching the Tar Heels play a meaningless game against West Virginia. But it is absolutely STUPID to claim a "national champion" out of Florida vs Oklahoma.

A playoff is the only way to decide a champion, NCAA folks, Bowl folks, ESPN, and student-athletes. And until you make an effort to create one, you are leaving money, credibility, and history on the table. So college football, BCS - you're dead to me.

To wrap this up, a few other things are dead to me that do not warrant a paragraph. They are as follows:

4) Big Balla - you and your boat shoes. Just like I said on the phone the other night.
5) Conventional weight-lifting. Who needs a 315 lb squat or 265 lb bench press when you can do this?
6) Anyone who hates on Stephen Curry. I've seen the kid in person and do not understand how anyone can knock the guy. I think that's what we call "playa hatin".
7) MLB teams who think AJ Burnett is worth $75 million over five years to be your #1 starter. You know what that equation equals? 77 wins a season. Thankfully, it did not work out for the Braves. Now, we can move on to plan B - Randy Wolf. Unfortunately, Randy Wolf equals 70 wins a season.
8) T-Pain, Akon, and DJ Khaled. Don't get me wrong, I'm not putting a hit out on you guys, just saying that you're dead to me. But really, can't you guys just sit out a few songs for a while?
9) XM 65 The Rhyme. Unfortunately, it's really dead. A casualty of the Sirius-XM merger, my go-to station is no more. One email and one letter later, it has not come back. Furious.
10) Salt-water cleanses. I spent the better part of a recent Saturday trying not to be dead to myself as a result of the cleanse. Luckily the television in my bedroom easily reaches nearby rooms with showers, toilets, and sinks, so I did not miss any of the Hokies' second straight ACC Championship victory.

Alright, let's wrap this rant up. To be serious for a minute, I really just think Sean Avery's suspension is over-stepping the governance of the commissioner and the league. Freedom of Speech here people. The Bobcats are still my team and I hope they improve themselves - I just don't like this trade in the least. I will acknowledge though, that sometimes you have to take a step back to take a few forward. I hope this is the case. And finally, the BCS is just a total joke. Those in charge of the bowls and the conferences are the main problems, but no one (fans, TV networks, the media, no one) has taken a stand and said "no, I'm not watching this until you fix things and give us a legit champion".

I will be back with my NCAA Football Playoff Plan soon, along with an early-season report on the Tar Heels' basketball status. Until then, good luck to everyone in exams right now or just pushing through until some much-needed time off from the j-o-b.

Shush girl, shut your lips; do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips...

I Once Yelled Obscenities at Him

Mark Paschal's career at North Carolina is over. But his blood, sweat, and tears have paved the way for success.

I will sit down and write about Mark Paschal before our bowl game. I was planning to do this anyway, an extended blog about the senior class and what they've been through, focusing mainly on Paschal. But now that piece will have a little more meaning. The summary is this: no Carolina player embodies more of what a student-athlete should look like, what a tough, gritty, football player should look like, than #41.

Don't Even Worry, We Gonna Make It...

Last week, I was hoping to find the time and motivation to write a comprehensive preview of the college basketball season. A day spent on the national storylines, a day on the ACC, and a day on the Heels. Needless to say, this did not happen, as the crossover of football and hoops seasons here in Blacksburg has made for a pretty hectic time. Then, on Monday night, I was planning to just go ahead and put up a Carolina preview anyway, just in time for the loyal readership of The Blue Team to scan prior to the Kentucky game. However, something told me to hold off. And then This happened (great look from the courtside camera behind our basket, you can hear his frustration as he gets up).

So now our glorious season is done. All the hopes and dreams of the Carolina Family have been dashed. The season-long coronation of college basketball's best team will now be a battle just to make the NCAA Tournament. Injuries include Marcus and Tyler x2. We're toast.

Not exactly.

Back away slowly from that ledge, ye young Tar Heel enthusiast. Put down the sharp instruments o backer of the Baby Blue. And put away the AK-47 intended for Ramon Harris my fellow rooters of Roy (it was a hard foul, but not at all intentional or dirty, he's not named Gerald). This season is not over, the championship aspirations still remain. To quote Papa David Noel, "don't even worry, we gonna make it..."

As I watched the Kentucky game, I was extremely frustrated. The team was incredibly discombobulated, as evidenced by sloppy passes, poor decisions, and the lack of defensive rotation. We could not have won a national title down at the local YMCA, in my opinion. Lawson, in particular, did not have a good game, driving too far into the lane on numerous occasions, a mistake that frequently ended in a turnover. Suffice to say that, prior to Zeller going down with his wrist injury, I was not too pleased with what I was watching. But yesterday, even knowing that we were about to get news of Zeller's significant injury, the season came back into perspective.

The reason everyone seems so upset right now is the bad karma of three major injuries. Zeller's broken wrist finally brought to the surface what a lot of people were quietly whispering: this team is jinxed already. Too many injuries, too much bad karma to win a national title. But I got news for you: winning a national title is not just about karma. It's about perseverence, improving as a basketball team, and focusing on a goal together. Marcus is going to get healthy (eventually) and Psycho T will be dominating before too long. Before you know it, this team will play a complete game and run somebody decent out of the gym.

Of course, there will be some bad games. There will be a few losses I am sure. And if for some reason there are two more huge injuries (Ty Lawson anybody?) or Hansbrough cannot get healthy, then forget I ever wrote this post and keep me away from the utinsel drawer.

I am just asking that this season, the Carolina Family keeps the big picture in mind and manages to enjoy the ride along the way. The big picture is March - ultimately, that will determine the success of the season in the minds of most, as it normally does at Chapel Hill. So a loss next week in Maui or in mid-January is not the end of the world. But the ride is important too - enjoy watching the talented student-athletes, the highlight-reel plays, the blowouts, and the close victories. There is too much to be marveled at to just waste away an entire season expecting more or giving in the "bad karma". Besides, if you are feeling down, just watch this.

Don't even worry, we gonna make it...cause this year, we are bringing some more banners to the dome.

Can You Smell What Barack is Cookin'?

With today being the Super Bowl of the United States’ political world, it is the duty of The Blue Team to provide you, the bored-at-work reader, with a live rundown of political commentary from a moderate poli-sci major…and some sports too. After all, sports is still the specialty around these parts, so we cannot possibly allow a good night for blogging to pass us by without some serious sports analysis. Alright Peas, let’s get it started…

• It is 8:00pm and sixteen states just closed the polls. An influx of electoral votes for Barack Obama gives him his first lead of the night, a lead he likely will not lose, at least according to Vegas. ABC has already awarded Pennsylvania to Obama, but CNN has not. According to ABC, Obama for your Mama (OFYM) leads 102-34.
• CNN has switched to Suzanne Malveaux out at Grant Park in Chicago, who is finally audible to viewers at home after providing us with nothing about half an hour ago. The crowd was so loud that no one could hear poor Suzanne. It sounded much more like the north end zone at Virginia Tech than a political event.
• Dana Bash (not Dane-A, but Dan-A), is at the McCain camp in Arizona where a boys choir is performing in the background. Apparently Kanye West was booked. Dan-A reports that the mood is pretty somber in the Republican camp. Glad she was there to give us that bit of information.
• A quick shout-out to tonight’s proud food sponsor of The Blue Team: Chick-Fil-A. A #5 eight-pack combo, four-piece chicken strips, and sweet tea courtesy of an old 2006 Chick-Fil-A Bowl gift card. Here’s to going back and getting another gift card this season.
• Virginia’s Senate race has already been called for Mark Warner, the former governor of the Commonwealth. You could have called that race two months ago. I did not even know who he was running against until I saw my electronic ballot while voting today. Seriously, it is that much of a landslide.
• North Carolina, though early, is currently showing a lead for Obama. As I have mentioned to many folks, the fact that NC is even close to turning blue is an indicator to me of the strength of the Obama campaign and a realistic chance of winning this election.
• According to David Axelrod, Obama’s chief strategist, Barack and Michelle are chilling at home, waiting to party a little later tonight. He did indeed play his good-luck basketball game this afternoon, a game that no doubt included former Dookie Reggie Love. What a great gig that guy has.
• I was not at all surprised that Philip Fulmer was essentially fired by Tennessee yesterday. Things have gotten really bad for the Volunteer Nation, but the division within the fanbase is what has been shocking to me. Many common Volunteer fans gave up on Fulmer a few years ago following his 5-6 season that was littered with arrests and team turmoil. However, a number of big boosters remained fiercely loyal to the coaching staff despite big losses to Florida, Georgia, and Alabama. A contract extension following last season seemed to give Fulmer and the boys a vote of confidence; instead, it has just increased the cost of his contract buyout. Up to $9.6 million total, combining the $6 million owed to Fulmer over the next four seasons and $3.6 million to his staff, will be paid out by the athletic booster club. Add in the salary of the new coach and his staff and you will have quite an expensive year for the Volunteer Nation.
• Fox News has also awarded Pennsylvania to Obama, but CNN is holding off. Bizarro World.
• 70% of post-graduate educated voters in New Hampshire voted for Barack Obama. Smart people love OFYM apparently.
• Speaking of smart people, an interesting read by Donald Miller. Check it out, and thanks to the owner of Matt Swab for providing.
• So Psycho T has a stress reaction in his knee, which no doubt caused a stress reaction within the extended Carolina family. Obviously no one wants our prized, beloved, walk-on-water big man injured. However, “early in the season” and “not too bad” were the phrases associated with this injury. So folks, chill out and don’t stress over it (pun intended). Tyler will be fine.
• I hope.
• Kay Hagan is well-ahead of Libby Dole in the Senate race in North Carolina, yet another Democratic candidate who is likely to win a seat in Congress this year. Future Senator Hagan sat next to us at the NCAA Tournament last year in Raleigh as she and her daughter rooted on the Heels. They were very nice and seemed to be good fans. We did not know until she left who she was, as it was then she shook our hands and passed us a business card. Never asked for our vote, just enjoyed the game. I could not vote for her given my Virginia residency, but I am glad to see many others did.
• Rudy G is on ABC discussing Sarah Palin. He makes a very good point, mentioning that she has many of the qualifications of a normal Presidential or Vice Presidential candidate. However, 60% of people polled upon exit said she was “unqualified” to serve as President. Giuliani attributes this fact to the debate and the harsh criticism of the Democratic party of Palin’s selection. This despite her ranking as a 7.8 out of 10 amongst males ages 31-55.
• Kay Hagan has just been officially projected by CNN as the winner. Somehow, this Senate seat has gone from Jesse Helms to Libby Dole to Kay Hagan in a decade. Wow. The best part of this race was the recent television ad campaign by Dole that accused Hagan of being “godless”. I just find that hilarious. On the bright side, Libby Dole can go home and enjoy more “right moments” with husband Bob, he of the original endorser of Viagra.
• 9:00pm update – CNN has it 174-49, Fox News 163-81 in favor of OFYM.
• “Race was an important factor” = 55% for Obama, 44% for McCain; “Race was NOT an important factor” = 53% Obama, 45% McCain. Age actually ended up being a much more important factor, nearly 2:1, with 70% of those votes going to Barack Obama. Interesting.
• “If he loses Florida, it’s peace out Cub Scout for McCain”. – some dude on CNN.
• The NBA season just started last week and I am the lone person in Blacksburg who cares I think. And care I do. I am really interested in the growth of some teams from last season, especially New Orleans and Houston. I watched both win key early games last week, New Orleans at Phoenix and Houston at Dallas, and both squads had a key role played by new off-season additions. James Posey hit huge three-pointers late for the Hornets and Ron Artest was awesome on both ends of the floor for Houston, scoring 30 points and shutting down Dirk. I like both teams moving forward and cannot wait to watch them continue to gel in the competitive Western Conference.
• A fascinating story about Lynchburg, VA and EC Glass High School. The anchor on ABC (sorry, missed the name) related that the last time he was in the auditorium at the high school, Paul Harvey received a standing ovation when he complained that the school had dropped “Dixie” as its fight song. Barack Obama stood in the same auditorium a few weeks back and has now carried the county that contains Lynchburg. Times are a changin’.
• I’d like to thank Willis McGahee (did not play), Marshawn Lynch (left early – stomach virus), David Garrard (lack of passing the football to his team), and Brandon Marshall (general suckiness) for a crushing loss for the Hokie Thugs in the Phi Alpha league. Really, thanks guys. Please redeem yourselves ASAP.
• Rest easy (er) Carolina fans, Butch says he ain’t goin’ to Tennessee. No truth to the rumor that he pointed to a picture of Sarah Palin and said “she’s the only 10 I see”.
• Virginia is 70% reported with only a 12,000+/- lead for McCain. NC is 47% reported with similar numbers, but for Obama.
• ABC News sending us out to Kogelo, Kenya for coverage of the ancestral village of Barack Obama. Unfortunately the audio is not working, which really sucks because I think hearing their perspective would be a great story on election night. We did get a great shot of an African man in a red cowboy hat, which is amusing. Keeping the international theme, the Hispanic vote in New Mexico and Arizona increased as a whole in this election, mostly in support of Obama. A good story by ABC about a family in that region that is really, really struggling to make ends meet, so much so that Christmas will not include any gifts this year. That in itself is not as unusual as many people think in America or anywhere else, but does go to show the plight of many people in our nation.
• Ohio to Obama. Get the fork out.
• Roger Wilkins, a professor at George Mason University, and a board member of the NAACP, weighs in on the election, citing the different life his 6 year-old grandson will have than he did as a youngster. What an incredible impact on a young black boy or girl to see an African-American as the figurehead and chief executive officer of the United States.
• I think concessions speeches should includes hot dogs, popcorn, peanuts, and beer. Did you get that one? It was kind of quick, I know, but hilarious. You can stop laughing now though. Really.
• The Minnesota governor, Tim Pawlenty, weighs in on ABC about the problems with the Republican party. He acknowledges a lack of connecting with core, day-to-day issues, and with the younger generation of voters. He also mentions the slowness of the party to respond to environmental and healthcare issues. Finally, he talks about how much an economic downturn has hurt the incumbent party in all national elections over history, as every time we face tough economic conditions, the non-ruling party tends to win the next vote.
• Facebook and Twitter are cited by ABC for data on younger voters. I love Facebook.
• Mark Warner’s acceptance speech as Senator of Virginia commences with “Right Here, Right Now” playing in the background. If he’d have played 311, I’d kiss him.
• A quick summary of my personal voting today. I moved two months ago and have not yet received my change-of-address information (i.e. new voter registration card). I also have two valid driver’s licenses, one with my old address, the other my new one. However, I went to my original voting locale and simply showed one license, got my name checked off, and voted. We voted for President, Senate, House of Representatives, and School Board here in Blacksburg, that was it. Four votes to cast. I was in and out in less than five minutes, and it would have been shorter had I not stood in the booth and stared at my electronic vote for an extra minute, taking it all in. On the flip side, my parents waited for over an hour in Mint Hill/Charlotte to vote. Yet another advantage of small college towns.
• A striking discussion on CNN between James Carville and their Republican correspondent, Alex Castellanous. Alex says that the Democratic party has moved towards the center with Barack Obama, while Carville claims the past two years to be “an absolute drubbing” in favor of the more liberal party. Both are correct to an extent. I do think that the party has moved a bit more towards the center in the past decade or so, post-Clinton, but I do not think that is the sole (or even major) reason for the dramatic shift in Congress toward the Democratic party. Much more of that has to do with the Republican party’s lack of connecting to voters on domestic policies and every-day issues. I’d go on, but let’s save two hours.
• Congressman John Lewis, a former associate of Martin Luther King Jr., weighs in on ABC, talking of shedding tears and being over-whelmed by the potential history of this day. The perspective of an African-American who lived through and experienced America during the Civil Rights Movement is so different from anyone else tonight. I think reading their thoughts in the coming days and weeks will be incredibly interesting.
• Thanks to Bailey’s and Coke Zero for their combined support here in the 10 o’clock hour.
• Quick shift to the NFL – how ‘bout them Cowboys? Dallas has fallen apart without Tony Romo and with the onslaught of defensive injuries. I find it funny that everyone on ESPN talked up Brad Johnson when Romo was injured, as he is experienced and solid at quarterback, except now they all think he sucks because he…well, he sucks. Funny how quickly these “experts” have changed their minds. The NFC is pretty clear to me: New York, Philly, and Carolina are really good (who hoo!), Arizona, New Orleans, and Green Bay are dangerous, Washington and Tampa Bay are tough, and Dallas is the wild card team that could go either way. Not too worried about the other squads, Atlanta included. The AFC is a bit cloudier, with Tennessee and Pittsburgh leading the way, but the entire AFC East (including Miami given their schedule), Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Baltimore, and San Diego lurking for the final four playoff spots. I picked Pittsburgh to win the Super Bowl, and I stand by that prediction so long as Big Ben’s big shoulder is ok.
• In local Virginia news, the 5th district race for a Congressional seat had originally been called for incumbent Virgil Goode over an hour ago by the Associated Press; however, they have back off that claim as of 10:30pm, as Democrat Tom Perriello is leading the vote by just over 2,500 votes with 95% reporting. I am amused by this, of course.
• Barack Obama is 47, right between the baby-boomers and Gen X, as pointed out by Roland Martin on CNN, potentially allowing him to relate to both major generations. The discussion then turns to Obama’s potential party allegiance as our President: will he turn left or stay closer to the center? Speculation says it depends on his ability to get Republicans in Congress to buy in to his policies.
• Fox News has just declared Virginia to Barack Obama. CNN, ABC, and Fox News will not go this far, but I’ll do it: stick the fork in John McCain, he is done.
• Will I Am of the Black Eyed Peas (ironic since this live rundown began with a reference to BEP) joins CNN’s Anderson Cooper live in the studio via hologram for his analysis. They joke about it, but it really looks like something out of Star Trek. This is unreal. He is really a hologram standing in their studio. I am bamboozled right now…maybe it was the Bailey’s.
• Let’s get real serious here for a minute. Barack Obama is about to become our President. Historically, he is significant because he will be the nation’s first minority President. But, will he really be a good President? Can he unite the nation, turn the economy around, protect our borders from both attack and illegal immigration, provide affordable healthcare while decreasing taxes, build stronger relationships with our international neighbors, police the world landscape, and represent the office with dignity, class, and integrity? Can he really do it? Just being the first black President cannot be enough; he must create a legacy of sound decision-making and leadership in addition to the historical significance due to his race. I liken this to Jackie Robinson breaking of the color barrier in Major League Baseball: had Jackie been an average player, his legacy would only have been related to the color of his skin. But, Robinson was a Hall of Fame player, a revolutionary player with speed and athleticism not yet seen in the league. He would have been remembered simply based on his skills had he not been black. That is what Barack Obama must strive for in his presidency. A legacy of change, of improvement, of greatness, in addition to the historical significance of his race.
• 11:00pm EST: Barack Obama has been elected the 44th President of the United States. United State history, for the first time, has no color barrier. Yes, we can. And we did.
• Watching the celebrations in Atlanta, Chicago, New York, and around the country is like one huge College World Series dog pile one the pitcher’s mound. What joy, what adulation.
• Great analysis on CNN about tonight’s result: this does not change anything overnight as far as US policy goes. However, it does go a long way in changing the way other nations, especially more progressive Europe, view our country. We must move forward as a nation, united as one now. “We the People” is finally just that: We, ALL of the People.
• Quick thoughts on President-Elect Barack Obama’s acceptance speech will have to come another day. In addition, more analysis will come in the next couple months, and hopefully we will find out the name of the new Obama dog as well. For now, let’s end with a couple of thoughts…

Galatians 3:26 – 28: “You are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus, for all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”

And from the song “Changes”, courtesy of Tupac Shakur: “It’s time for us as a people to start makin’ some changes . Let’s change the way we eat, let’s change the way we live and let’s change the way we treat each other. You see the old way wasn’t working so it’s on us to do what we gotta do, to survive.”

God bless America.

Rays of Light

Halloween is coming up next Friday, October 31st. It is a big deal around Chapel Hill, with somewhere between 65,000-80,000 folks showing up on Franklin St. The over/under for the number of these individuals that are intoxicated is 78,508.5. I never cared about this "holiday" prior to college, and could care less now. But, for four years, it was the third-biggest day of the year, behind Late Night with Roy and the home game versus Dook. I attended all four Halloweens, with varying costume success. My freshman year, I did not dress up (had no idea it was such a big deal), but did witness our exchange student friend Jose dressed up as a chicken and watched my dear friend Tommy walk straight into a door. To quote John Madden, "boom!" Sophomore year, I dressed up as Yoda and took pictures with a ton of people. Apparently Chinese people really, really like Yoda. Junior year I dressed up as Carolina basketball great Kris Lang (pic) and talked like a thug all night...like that was hard for me. Finally, senior year I dressed up as USA gymnast Paul Hamm, complete with name on the back of my shirt. Unfortunately, all night I had people yelling "hey Mia" at me.

I tell you these things because I have figured out my costume for this year if I were to attend Halloween on Franklin St. I would build a wagon around me, buy a spanking new jersey and hat, carry a cowbell, and ask questions like "how many points do you get when they cross home plate again?" and "what's a balk?" and "why don't they have 4-run homers?". That's right, you guessed it. I'm going as a fan on the Tampa Bay Rays' bandwagon!

Many, many moons ago, Tampa Bay was awarded an expansion baseball team, this coming five years after they nearly stole the Giants from San Francisco (after San Fran stole the Giants from NYC some 35 years earlier). They had some fans for a year or two, but a bad team, bad venue, and bad management decisions ran them off. So four the next eight years or so, Tampa largely ignored the Devil Rays. Now, all of a sudden, people are going to Rays games...and cheering. It's almost like the were kidnapped and held hostage for eight years, then turned loose right as the playoffs began. Where have you been folks?

Alright, I'm done. It is very hypocritical of a Charlotte sports fan to be critical of any other city's fanbase, but we have a reason to be. As for the upcoming World Series itself, I have no preference. I appreciate Joe Maddon listening to your's truly and a) matching up his bullpen pitchers lefty/righty; and b) using David Price when the game mattered. I'm not kidding, when Price entered the ballgame, I ceased to be nervous for Tampa at all and felt like the game was over. As long as he controls his emotions and throws strikes (check and check), Price cannot be hit right now. No one has seen him enough to write the book on him and his talent level is too high to be hit without knowing his tendencies. However, I was completely off base prior to the playoffs in picking Chicago to beat this team, largely because I did not think they had enough bats to carry them. Little did I know that Upton, Pena, and Longoria can carry a team, with plenty of support from Crawford, Iwamura, Navarro, and Baldelli. This team is strong from top to bottom. Which is why...

The Rays will win the series in 6. I'd break it all down for you, but why bother when a professional has done just that. The only area I feel Philadelphia is much stronger is the bullpen, but Price changes that for me. I think Maddon can mix and match enough, then rely on the rookie in the key situation (not always the ninth, mind you) to bail them out. The starters for Tampa (except Kazmir matched up against Hamels) are much better than the Phillies' starters and their order is balanced (lefty vs righty) and strong from top to bottom. Thus, I am picking the Rays. In other news...

• Late Night with Roy is Friday night, officially kicking off the basketball season in Chapel Hill. Finally.


• I cannot yet write coherently about last Saturday's loss by the Heels in Charlottesville. I did not go with the expectation of a win, but after 58 minutes of domination, I felt like it was at least a distinct possibility. I thought we had lost in every conceivable manner...then we blew a lead and lost in overtime.


• That being said, Charlottesville is still beautiful. The Grounds are gorgeous year-round, but especially in autumn. It felt kind of odd to hear someone call Carolina fans rednecks, but I guess to the posh attendees of Thomas Jefferson's University, we are. And I did not mind a bit (pre-game).


• Life is a bit off-base right now. How do I know? I've nearly died in the gym three times recently. First, I managed to finish a clean-and-press by pressing the bar right into my jaw; felt like a Mike Tyson uppercut. Second, I flipped a bar after unloading only half of it following a heavy squat; not unusual other than the fact that I'd had more weight on only one side in previous workouts without flipping it. Finally, I almost threw a heavy dumbell over my head while preparing to do flat-bench; I celebrated my final mishap by listening to Savage Garden during my dead-lift.


• Firefly. Which fittingly brings us to today's closing lyric:

"If you don't know, now you know..."

Sorry LL Cool J...that WAS a Comeback

What an unbelievable comeback by Boston tonight. I am not at all a Sox fan. You could go as far as to say that I dislike them. But everyone has to give them credit for their resiliency, not just in this game, but over the last five years or so. A few questions for Joe Maddon (manager of the losing Tampa Bay no-longer-Devil Rays): why did Gross stay in the game in right field when Perez is a much better defensive player (speed, arm, range), why did he not attempt to match up the bullpen pitching a little better (lefty vs lefty, etc), and where in the heck was David Price during all of this (best pitcher in their bullpen, I don't care if he's four years-old)? I guess it was just a matter of time before bullpen issues reared their ugly head for the Rays.

This game reminded me of the scene in Anchorman where Jack Black gets his motorcycle wrecked by Will Farrell's character (apparently this is not on youtube.com due to copyright issues). Boston is Jack Black, Tampa is Will Farrell. Tampa is cruising along in their car, knock over Boston's chopper, and cause a scene. Then, Boston, despite their cuts and bruises, gets up and says, "ok, now this is happenin'" and proceeds to kick Tampa's dog off the bridge.

I think the Rays still win this series, but they had better go ahead and get it done with Shields on the mound in game six. They choked under pressure tonight, so imagine what game seven would look like. The best thing about tonight? It did not involve the Braves choking, or me hurling some inantimate object throw a window...not that it has ever happened before during the MLB Playoffs.

Brandon Tate, you can have my ACL...and MCL

So the best season in Carolina football (recent) history has been derailed by an injury to Brandon Tate, a potential All-American, ACC Offensive Player of the Year, and NFL 1st Rounder. And yes, there is already a facebook group in which students are offering the ligaments of their respective knees to the senior wide receiver. I posed the question at dinner the other night to a respected sports mind: if your favorite team's most important player injured himself (or herself if you like volleyball, softball, or soccer...but not the WNBA) in the midst of a potentially historic season (i.e. a championship is a distinct possibility), would you willingly give a healthy appendage and take on the injury yourself? Let's say you are a New England Patriots fan and the Pats are 13-0 (again). Tom Brady goes down with a torn ACL in his right knee and Matt Cassel is entrusted to lead the team to the Super Bowl. If you could, would you call God up on the Holy Phone and say, "you know Big G, I'm willing to suffer a torn ACL instead of ol' Tom and rehab it, so if you don't mind, just heal him right up and let me go through the pain instead while he leads my Pats to a Super Bowl"? Post your comments and let me know. As for the "respected sports mind" I posed the question to? He's not so respected anymore, because he looked at me like I was absolutely crazy and said "no way". Take that Voice.

Anyway, the Tar Heels still managed to pull off a great win last Saturday against America's Most Hated Team, Notre Dame. As a life-long Golden Domer, it was surreal seeing them in person and not being able to cheer for them (cause you know I was beating my hand on the bleachers at Kenan Stadium, screaming for Hakeeeeeem the Man, and hugging everyone...though not as many as Andrew). Unfortunately, the victory meant...absolutely, positively nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zippidy-Doo-Da. At least in the context of the bowl the Tar Heels will play in this season, the next six games versus conference foes mean far more. It was, much like a bowl game, a glorified exhibition for all intents and purposes. On the flip side, I will argue that it helps recruiting, meant a lot to win on a big stage against a historic program, and was a heckuva lot of fun. But it does not do much for the goal of New Year's in Atlanta, Jacksonville, or Miami.

As for the rest of the week in sports, the Fightin' Phils have made the World Series. I have professed my hatred and disdain for the Phillies many times in recent years. I really just hated Philadelphia sports in general, their fans, their teams, and frankly, the city. Not one of my favorite places on earth. But, after a visit last summer and the best cheesesteak of my life, I began to soften. Then a trip to see the Phillies play helped. And I begrudgingly began to admit that I really liked watching Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley, Cole Hamels, and my guy, Shane Victorino. But the straw that broke the camel's back was the back-to-back championships of the Hokie Diamond Thugs, anchored by many of these players. You bring me fantasy championships and I'll cheer for you to get one in real life (as long as the Braves are not involved). Thus, I have been quietly rooting for the Phils. Not out-loud, cheer and pump your fist, but quiet, "ok, I kinda want this team to win".

On the other side of the MLB Playoffs, I am sitting and watching the Rays take batting practice against Boston pitching. I think I am finally buying into the theory that once Tampa Bay dropped the "Devil" from their nickname, God would allow them great success. I admit that I keep hoping to see Tony Parker sitting in the stands pulling for his wife as she plays third base for the Rays. What? Oh, that's Evan Longoria, not Eva? Daggum.

Some quick hitters to wrap things up:

• We are heading for another year of controversy with the BCS. It is a shame that the NCAA knows that a) it needs a playoff; and b) officiating is at an all-time worst, but does nothing about either. It's like they say "it's college football, we're still going to make a crapload of money because people love it too much to not attend and watch, so screw it, no changes are going to be made, even though it would help the quality and legitimacy of the game".
• On my way out of town to Chapel Hill this weekend, I realized I had forgotten my Rainbow sandals. Naturally, I turned around and sacrificed fifteen extra minutes to run home and get them. I have officially joined Darth Vader, Coach K, and the Devil himself on the Dark Side of the Force. Sigh.
• The NBA season starts soon, and I cannot wait. I am the lone individual in Blacksburg, VA who feels this way. I guarantee it.
• Check out Consequence. I like his sound.
• There is definitely a "no Derricks with a mustache" clause in the fine-print of Lil' Kylie's phone plan.
• I missed last night's final debate, so I have to catch up on it one day soon. But, as I mentioned to a few folks earlier this week, the fact that there is even a chance that North Carolina will vote Democrat shows me that this election is pretty much a done deal. There are still a lot of people in my home state who do not want to see a black man/woman in office at any level, much less as the President of our nation. But, enough people are apparently convinced that Obama fo yo Mamma is the best candidate and getting over any secondary factors.
• For so many people, especially young ones, to hate Notre Dame so much, why does nearly every student section in America celebrate touchdowns by hoisting so drunk frat guy named Wade or some cute, drunk chic with a skirt on in the air and tossing them up and down until they have equaled the number of points the home team has scored? Notre Dame has been doing this for years folks. In the case of the drunk girl, I understand it is normally so a bunch of pervs can look up her skirt and holler "pink" or "yellow" to their friends...but tossing a dude named Wade in the air seems stupid to me.
• Tommy Bowden was fired this week by Clemson. I worked briefly with Coach Bowden during my short stint in Clemson and I must say he is an extremely nice guy. Goes to church, does not drink, and works hard. I do not think Clemson really handled things well with him, but I was not surprised to see that he stepped down before things got uglier. He is too good of a coach to not get another job, assuming he wants one. As for Clemson, I predict a couple of attempts at a high-profile name coach before settling for Bobby Johnson or Lane Kiffin. Skip Holtz might be the guy they really need. Either way, the job/program is just not what many people think it is/should be. Clemson won a national title in 1981 and ever since, its fans have been clammoring for another. It was a fluke. Yes, I said it. Fluke. F-L-U-K-E. They have not won an ACC title since 1991, have won only three bowl games since 1993, has served 3 NCAA probationary periods, and has a fight song with no lyrics. Clemson must deal with SEC teams, ACC teams, and others in the recruiting circles. And, it's hotter than hell in Clemson, South Carolina. Seriously. Like the seventh circle of Hades. Head football coach at Clemson is a very good, but not great job, much like the program is a very good, but not great program.

I finally finished watching the VH1 100 Greatest Songs of Hip-Hop today at lunch. A breakdown is sure to come at some point. I know you can't wait.

Check the rhyme ya'll...

Because I Don't Want to Talk About the Economy Anymore

A lot of professional sports writers (i.e. not me) have creative names for columns in which they share their thoughts in a fairly randomized order. Me? I write two lines of introduction, then tell you I'm going to insert bullet points and write about how ever many sports and non-sports items I can think of in thirty minutes or less. And away we go...

• I purposely did not write a follow-up after Virginia Tech's victory at North Carolina a few weeks back for a number of reasons: 1) I am clearly in an awkward situation given my life-long loyalty to Carolina and current employment at VT. 2) The loss hurt really bad as football losses go, so forcing myself to rehash a choke job by the Heels was not high on the priority list. 3) Given the fact that I made it 1/4 of the way into Lee Pace's "Extra Points" column on TarHeelBlue.com following the game and nearly teared up reading how much the loss hurt Mark Paschal, I thought it was a bit trite to discuss how much the loss hurt for Carolina fans. Because as much as you think it hurts you, multiply by 311 and you get the pain the players and coaches feel.
• However, the win at Miami this past weekend was pretty much the polar opposite. A gleeful, surprising, "I just found $100 in my pants pocket" kind of win. Reading this week about Cam Sexton's plight the past two seasons has done two things: 1) make me really like and respect the guy; and 2) make me feel really bad for passing him off as a failure. I sure hope he keeps it up, for the team's sake, and his as a person.
• The coolest part about Cam Sexton is his perspective. I'm not saying he has it all together as a 22 year-old college student, but his faith does seem to play a big part of things for him. His rather subdued reactions following the two TD passes and quick references to being "blessed" are signs of maturity as a man, in my opinion.
• Last Carolina football thought - I left the VT game really down. But, on my loooooong drive back to Blacksburg, it occurred to me that even without TJ Yates, I thought this was an 8 win football team. And I still believe that. The Heels are actually pretty decent. Not great, but solid. Thanks Butch. Now go beat UCONN.
• The MLB Playoffs have started. The picks, as emailed to a buddy this afternoon: Phillies in 4, Dodgers in 5, Angels in 4, White Sox in 4; Dodgers in 6, Angels in 6; Angels in 6.
• I'm very tempted to pick the White Sox to go further, but I'm resisting. John Danks is my newest MLB pitching ManCrush.
• However, I have one HUGE problem with the MLB Playoffs: TBS. I think Ernie Johnson, for my money the best studio host in sports, sits in the studio with Cal Ripken Jr and Dennis Eckersley and thinks to himself, "I'm getting paid how much for this again?" Ripken is not great, but Eck...oh man, Eck. You had a heckuva pitching career sir. Hall of Famer, no doubt. Your broadcasting career? Awesomeness...in bizarro world. Please just find one camera and look at it when you're talking, cause the "deer in the headlights, look from camera to camera and hope you find the right one at some point" thing is not working. Plus, the games themselves are frequently covered by guys we have not heard do baseball all year. I love John Smoltz and Dick Stockton, but they are not the baseball voices of this generation. Not only does it wig me out during live games, but makes the sound bytes that go down in history lacking in goosebumps. I think I ranted about this at some point last year following the Rockies/Diamondbacks playoff game, but it is still bothering me.
• In other news, the Braves' season has mercifully come to an end. Thank you Jesus.
• Speaking of deer in headlights, there are a number of deer who live around my new hood on the north side of Blacksburg. In fact, one of them almost got a Toyota 4-Runner tattoo the other night. Sweet dinner that would have been on the new grill.
• This past weekend, I had the chance to fly out to the VT vs Nebraska football game with our team. Great experience, topped off by the Nebraska fans. They actually thanked us for coming. And that was after the Hokies beat them. Classy, polite, and football smart.
• Nebraska is flat and has A LOT of corn.
• SportsCenter just told me that the Detroit Shock and San Antonio Silver Stars are playing in the WNBA Finals. Not only did I not know this prior to a minute ago, but I had no idea that San Antonio had a WNBA team, much less the nickname of said team. Somebody call me when Jessica Alba decides to play.
• Congrats to the Hokie Diamond Thugs for going back-to-back.
• I was glued to the Redskins vs Cowboys game on Sunday afternoon, though slightly delirious after arriving back home at 4:30am Sunday morning from our trip. A terrific gameplan well-executed by my Dad's old favorite team, the 'Skins. On the other hand, TO is whining this week. Not to give him too much credit, because I do not at all think he is intentionally doing this, but...his antics are putting the spotlight squarely on him and not on the other flaws in Dallas' squad. Not much has been said about their inability to stop Santana Moss (over the last three years), lack of pressure on Jason Campbell, or failure to close out an opponent, which is a good thing for the team as it allows adjustments to be made out of the spotlight.
• I'm enjoying watching the Buffalo Bills succeed this year. Many moons ago, as a young and impressionable lad, I took a liking to the Bills. The following season, the Bills made their first Super Bowl and my fanmanship commenced in full force. Four Super Bowl losses later, it was still strong. Of course, once the Panthers came into the league, they became my team and the Bills had to take a backseat eventually. But, they still hold a fond place in my sports heart. Let's Go Buff-a-lo.
• Shhhh, it's getting kind of close to basketball season. But keep it on the DL, I don't want people getting all worked up yet.
• I have decided that Tootsie Rolls and sushi are my two favorite foods right now not named peanuts. I think I started eating Tootsie Rolls when I was about 3 years old in the backyard. Oh, what? That wasn't a Tootsie Roll? Maybe that explains why Brilla got so mad at me. Anyway, sushi started in college, but did not set in full-force until a few months ago. Now it's a once-a-week thing. And it's good for you. Unbelievable. And we've reached the breaking point on blog topics, so...
• Alright folks, enjoy post-season baseball, a good weekend of college football, and the 100 Greatest Hip-Hop songs of all-time countdown on VH1. We'll analyze that list at some point soon I'm sure. For now, in honor of number one, lemme hear ya say...

Fight the Power

Turkeys vs Rams

Without a doubt, this weekend's North Carolina vs Virginia Tech football game is high on the priority list for discussion. And we'll get to that. But first, your national news spin, courtesy of The Blue Team.

This commercial is no longer as funny to me.

Ok, and with that, we leave the financial crisis analysis to the people who actually know what they're talking about. Back to sports.

As a Carolina grad and Virginia Tech athletics employee of sorts, this Saturday's football game ranks high on the interest scale. Quick thoughts:

• Virginia Tech has the advantage of experience in games like this. The Hokies are great at going on the road and pulling the rug out from under an opponent. Over-hyped home teams and fans are a tasty treat to the Hokies. In my two previous years here, VT is 7-1 on the road in the league, including defeats at Wake Forest (prime-time ESPN2 game in 2006), at Clemson (ditto last year), and at UVA (last year for the ACC Coastal Division title). Though this year's squad is young, Tech has a culture about it that embraces a road game challenge. The last time Carolina played a home football game with legitimate hype on behalf of both teams (i.e. Carolina was not a huge underdog and pulled off an upset) was November 8, 1998 vs #2 FSU (I'm not counting the VT game in 2004 because the Heels were still a significant underdog in that contest).
• On the flip side, I think the Tar Heels have more margin for error. VT does not move the ball consistently and is still adjusting to having Tyrod Taylor in the backfield. There will be a number of new wrinkles this weekend I'm sure, but the Hokies do not have the ability to put a ton of points on the board with methodical, 80-yard touchdown drives. Carolina will have the home crowd amped up, and always has the ability to strike quickly via punt return, long pass, or Brandon Tate levitating.
• Turnovers will, as in every ball game, be vital in this contest. I'll go ahead and say the team with fewest turnovers wins the game, period. However, I have the feeling that this game will end up being a bit one-sided. Somebody will crack under pressure, cough the ball up, set up short field for the opposition, and give up easy points. Given the over-hyped home team, that might not bode well for Carolina.
• Special teams will also be a factor, as always when playing Virginia Tech. Macho Harris and Brandon Tate are two of the best return specialists in the nation and both teams have shown a penchant for blocking kicks this year (something Carolina has not done in ten years).
• Summary: Hokies win if they do not turn the ball over, control the clock with their ground game, keep Tyrod Taylor healthy and on the field, and get a defensive/special teams score. Heels win if they do not turn the ball over, contain Taylor and Evans running the football, use the running game to effectively set up the play-action pass, and feed off a sellout crowd in a positive manner.

Personally, I'll be wearing white. Totally neutral. But if you really want to know my allegiance, ask me to moon you.

Final Score: 26-13.