I finally activated my Twitter account, and I need followers. I know, it's a far cry from being a member of Napoleon's army, a servant to Darth Vader, part of the Bad Boy Family, or a Kool-Aid drinker of Jim Jones...but humor me. "What's in it for me" you ask? Well, you'll be fortunate enough to receive instantaneous updates during sporting events, sarcastic comments about people and places, jokes specifically tailored to tick off Nickelback fans, and even reports on trips to the bathroom. Or maybe cool Bible verses instead of that last one.
Anyway, @kylepwinchester. That's the joint, yo. Twitter.com: do it.
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